New Instant Messaging Terms Proposal

Upon much deliberation, I've decided that one thing the internet does not have enough of is (stupid) acronyms. Hence, I have created the following list of new terms that by intarw3b law must be used in every conversation that you have.

ISATURA - I'll shove a turkey up your ass.

GDH - God Damn Hippies

APYC - Appreciate your cocern

DIE - I'm fine, really.

POT - God Damn Hippies

ISYW - I swing your way

LOL - I'm not really laughing.

MOJO - Curse you Mr Powers.

IP - I'm a Pirate

ILYSM - I love your sisters mum.

LMAO - Loudass Music Acrynom...err... Origami.

hbu? - I ate your dog.

NSHT - Is it raining outside?

Arrr - I'm a pirate

- I'm a ninja

LawL - I raped a chinaman and ate the body.

How u doin? - I want to get with you